headcanons-of-a-hetalia-variety:

Cyprus is actually one of the older nations.  The reason he’s not taller or visibly older is due to the fact that for the few thousand years he’s been around, he’s always been under someone else’s control, part of someone else’s empire.  His growth spurt after 1960 was quelled when Turkey invaded his land in 1974 and Cyprus lost a significant portion of his country.   

askthecypriotnations:

[Through the phone] Umm, Monika? Hi, I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I just got your letter, and I wanted to say thatit'stotallyfineandIlookforwoardtoitandthekissandeverything..


aphmonika:

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[Phone call]] I- Ja, natürlich. I mean, nein, you’re not interrupting anything. I’m glad that you got my letter and… Well, are you free this Friday?


aphmonika:

askthecypriotnations:

 

[Phone Call] Oh, it’s okay, I remember the way. I won’t get lost I promise!

[phone call] Are you sure? I can send you a taxi, no problem. I want you to be save and it’ll probably be dark already by then.

[Phone Call] Really? That’d be great. I- thank you! I really can’t wait!

askthecypriotnations:

[Through the phone] Umm, Monika? Hi, I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I just got your letter, and I wanted to say thatit'stotallyfineandIlookforwoardtoitandthekissandeverything..


aphmonika:

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[Phone call]] I- Ja, natürlich. I mean, nein, you’re not interrupting anything. I’m glad that you got my letter and… Well, are you free this Friday?


aphmonika:

askthecypriotnations:

[Phone call] This Friday? Yeah, free, totally free.

As free as it gets.

Very free indeed.

[phone call] oh that’s good. Very good. So… Should I pick you up or do you remember the way? I- I don’t want you to get lost but I also could prepare snacks and so on if you drive here yourself or take a taxi.

[Phone Call] Oh, it’s okay, I remember the way. I won’t get lost I promise!

askthecypriotnations:

[Through the phone] Umm, Monika? Hi, I hope I'm not interrupting anything, but I just got your letter, and I wanted to say thatit'stotallyfineandIlookforwoardtoitandthekissandeverything..


aphmonika:

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[Phone call]] I- Ja, natürlich. I mean, nein, you’re not interrupting anything. I’m glad that you got my letter and… Well, are you free this Friday?


[Phone call] This Friday? Yeah, free, totally free.

As free as it gets.

Very free indeed.

Anonymous:

Angelina, what are you going to wear on your and Monika's second daaaaate?


Something light and casual. 

I know it’s near impossible to accidentally bite her nose, but I took Athena’s advice anyway.

Hopefully she’ll like it?

askthecypriotnations:

[Through the phone] I NEED YOUR HELP QUICK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO!! ~Angie


askathens:

[Throught phone] OH god What did you do now Angie?! don’t tell me you got preggers you little shit?!


askathens:

*LAUGHING HER FUCKING ASS OFF* OH GOD I never had so much fun oh my tummy hurts!

*GETS ON MOBILE AGAIN XD* My dear HOW CAN YOU BITE SOMEONES NOSE?! You cant!! Don’t worry ok? Just don’t worry my dear you will be alright get your hair in a cute…ponytail or anything and maybe get some breath pills? I DON’T KNOW just be yourself my dear

EXCUSE YOU IT COULD HAPPEN YOU NEVER KNOW!

Fine, fine. But if I do accidentally bite her, I’m blaming you.

askthecypriotnations:

[Through the phone] I NEED YOUR HELP QUICK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO!! ~Angie


askathens:

[Throught phone] OH god What did you do now Angie?! don’t tell me you got preggers you little shit?!


[Through phone] What?! Nononono- Okay listen, so Monika asked me on a second date and she says that maybe we should kiss and I don’t know what to do what if my breath smells or what if my hair falls on her face or .. or…. whAT IF I ACCIDENTALLY BITE HER NOSE—